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Player: 151071 Guild: Krenim Imperium Title/Rank: •• Level: 113.74 (Rank 132) Economy: 10,342 Account: Upgraded Expire: 17 Jul 2025 Account Age: 5,304 Days | Father Ted: It's fabulous being a priest - think of all that comfort you bring to the sick and dying. They love it, they can't get enough of it! ~~~~~ Father Dougal: Well, Ted, as I said last time, it won't happen again. ~~~~~ Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These [pointing to some plastic cows on the table] are very small. Those [pointing at some cows out of the window] are far away... ~~~~~ Father Dougal: Hello Len. Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you little prick. I'm a bishop! Father Dougal: Oh right. Well done. ~~~~~ Father Ted: It's not as if everyone's going to go off and join some mad religious cult just because we go off for a picnic for a couple of hours. Father Dougal: God, Ted, I heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's gonna come back and judge us all! Father Ted: No... No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism. ~~~~~ |