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Player: 1934 Guild: FLEET Title/Rank: SARCASIM IS Level: 170.89 (Rank 30) Economy: 16,689 Account: Free Account Age: 6,213 Days | Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death. Always FLEET "<Insert awesome-sounding quote here>" - <misattribute it here> <Here list any enemy commanders or capital ships you've killed. This is totally awesome and impressive and not at all silly. Ignore the laughter. They're just jealous.> <Insert your own detailed policy about shooting scouts here. BE SPECIFIC. People need to know this stuff.> <Section 4: It's traditional here to vow terrible vengeance upon anyone who hits you. Go wild. If you want to be really original, stress that you're eager to avenge attacks upon your friends.> <Here explain that you view any attack upon your guild as an attack on yourself, personally, but that others should hold your guild blameless for anything you do.> <If any of the above sections seem a little flat, go back and rewrite them in ALL CAPS. Caps lock is like cruise control for awesome.>[FLEET] Twitch 6,538,430 |